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		<title>Little Things Mean A lot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeanne Barrack</dc:creator>
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The Sweet Flag
 

As writers we&#8217;re used to getting critiqued by our editors first and then reviewers. Usually, we can only tell if our readers enjoy us by how well a story sells.
When a reader takes the time to write us directly and let us know how a story affected them, it means a lot. So [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_191" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.leagueofamazingwriters.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jb_thesweetflag_coverlgr.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-191" title="jb_thesweetflag_coverlgr" src="http://www.leagueofamazingwriters.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jb_thesweetflag_coverlgr.jpg" alt="The Sweet Flag" width="200" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Sweet Flag</p></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;">As writers we&#8217;re used to getting critiqued by our editors first and then reviewers. Usually, we can only tell if our readers enjoy us by how well a story sells.<br />
When a reader takes the time to write us directly and let us know how a story affected them, it means a lot. So when I received a note from one talking about <a title="The Sweet Flag" href="http://www.loose-id.com/detail.aspx?ID=712"><strong>The Sweet Flag</strong></a>, it really made my day.</span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Here&#8217;s a snippet from her note.</span></div>
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<p><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"></p>
<div>Dear Jeanne-</div>
<div>I just finished “The Sweet Flag” and wanted to tell you</div>
<div>how much I enjoyed it. It was much more unconventional</div>
<div>than I’d been expecting and I had been thinking, while reading, who Ron might be but I never guessed that</div>
<div>ending *at all*.</div>
<div>There was this nice build-up of tension, both between</div>
<div>Brandon and Ron, and in finding out what happened to</div>
<div>Aaron and Matthew. Also enjoyed the way the feelings between Brandon and Ron intensified until Brandon</div>
<div>could make no other choice at the end but the choice he made—without even needing to consider it. It was</div>
<div>romantic and just a satisfying conclusion to the story.</div>
<div>And all your descriptions were lovely&#8211;I could just see</div>
<div>the beautiful furnishings. I wanted to live there. *g*</div>
<div> <br />
I wasn’t entirely prepared for the amount of sex,</div>
<div>but I did like how it wasn’t just about the sex—</div>
<div>that there were emotions involved and it felt</div>
<div>complex and believable. That’s what I read these</div>
<div>stories for. That sense of feelings that just can’t</div>
<div>be denied. Just lovely. I can’t write sex in that detail.</div>
<div>Always impressed when it is done well by someone else.</div>
<p>It was a really entertaining story. I hope you’ll be writing more.</p>
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<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>And I <strong>will </strong>be writing some more. I received a contract </em></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>from </em></span><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>ManLoveRomance Press for a single author </em></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>anthology of historical </em></span><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>m/m romances, due out early </em></span></div>
<div><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: Comic Sans MS;"><em>next year.<br />
This letter meant a lot!</em></span></div>
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		<title>Pirates are stealing my career!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashlyn Chase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pirates have stolen my career!
Ashlyn Chase
 
I’m sick at heart as I write these words. But honestly, how do you think you would feel?  
Say you dug ditches for a living… You spent hours toiling in the hot sun, day after day, making your ditches the right depth and width, not moving on to the next [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">Pirates have stolen my career!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Ashlyn Chase</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">I’m sick at heart as I write these words. But honestly, how do you think you would feel?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">Say you dug ditches for a living… You spent hours toiling in the hot sun, day after day, making your ditches the right depth and width, not moving on to the next until you had completed the ditch you were working on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">At the end of a long week, you stand in line to collect your pay, only someone cuts in front of you grabs a handful of money that’s supposed to go to you and runs off with it! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">You’d probably sink to the curb and cry, wouldn’t you? Well, that’s how I feel when my royalty checks reflect what certain unscrupulous members of society are doing to me. Writing novels is <em>hard work. </em>I’d like to see the e-pirates try to make a publishable book. Pirates, be warned. The law of Karma is out to get you! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Ebook authors get paid only after the books are sold and they receive royalties, a percentage of what buyers pay to their publisher or to an approved third party such as Fictionwise. We don&#8217;t receive advances!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">But why are my sales dropping while my fan base is increasing? I receive more fan mail than ever before, my e-mailing list is swelling in numbers and I have been sought out to guest blog because “you’re one of my favorite authors” or “our readers are asking for you.” I’d still be scratching my head if I didn’t have a good idea of what was happening. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Believe me it’s not as simple as one all-encompassing answer, but e-pirates are becoming a significant part of the problem. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">I’m fortunate to have collected some very wonderful, helpful friends over the years and one of my oldest friends happens to be a computer expert and a lawyer. When I turned to him for help, I had hoped for a strongly worded cease and desist letter, mentioning the fact that epiracy is a copyright violation and is punishable by a $250,000 fine and five years in jail. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">He asked me for a specific pirate site so he could address the letter to the offender, personally. I sent him one of the worst. They have pages and pages of books belonging to my publisher that are being downloaded every day!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">And just like someone who receives stolen goods who tries to claim, “But officer, I didn’t know it was hot,” the downloader is just as guilty and can be just as busted. The copyright violation is the same and so is the punishment. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">So, why aren’t more of these bastards going to jail? Why are these websites taken down only to spring up somewhere else? Here’s the discouraging part. This is where my knees give out from beneath me and I sink to the floor, feeling ill. E-pirates manage to hide their identities so well, they’re almost impossible to find. I don’t understand it, but this is what my friend told me he did in the space of an hour.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“</span><span style="color: black; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">Just tried to ping them (shows the route of connections) it bounced off servers in Palestine, Iran, Russia, and the Netherlands&#8230;so their true identity is well hidden.  I am guessing maybe Portugal because of the large number of messages written in Portuguese&#8230;.” </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Arial Unicode MS';"><span style="font-size: small;">He eventually found the source in Brazil. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Most people aren’t foolish enough to think that ebooks are supposed to be any freer than paperbacks in Barnes and Nobles, but we’re all human and experience temptation from time to time. That’s why I include a gentle warning on my website’s book page. I’d be honored if all authors would “pirate” that warning with my permission and blessing and post it on their sites. It even comes with the FBI address where people can report offenders. I feel like I need to do <em>something </em>in order to feel less impotent.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">And I’m writing this article hoping that the pen is, indeed, mightier than the sword—hoping beyond hope that somebody, somewhere will read this and know what to do…before I fall on my pen!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">And as for my career… Is there some kind of alternative for me? Some way to make my living doing what I have been doing successfully since 2004—yet collect a full paycheck? That’s not clear yet. I hate to think I simply have to look at my job as a “hobby” or more accurately, <em>volunteer</em> work! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">It seems as if the alternatives are either joining the masses of “unknown” authors beating on the doors of the New York publishers who pay advances or take my chances with the honest readers who have always paid for their books and wouldn’t dream of walking into a store and pocketing one off the shelves without paying for it&#8211;or downloading frop a pirate site!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">My friend thinks the FBI isn’t doing much to stop this because the perpetrators don’t have enough assets to seize. Well, I say, so what? They’re breaking the law and should be pursued because they’re criminals—not because it’s profitable. So, did I report them to the FBI?  You betcha!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"> </p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Ash</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">P.S. See my Wednesday 9/17 release from <a href="http://www.ellorascave.com">www.ellorascave.com</a> It&#8217;s called Love Cuffs and it&#8217;s honestly one of my very favorites! I&#8217;ll be posting excerpts at my chat on the Ellora&#8217;s Cave yahoo group Wednesday afternoon and Fallen Angels yahoo group Thurday afternoon.  Oh! and check out my &#8220;cocktail hour&#8221; at <a href="http://www.romancejunkies.com/cocktailhour.html">www.romancejunkies.com/cocktailhour.html</a> It&#8217;s where writers socialize with readers and talk about anything important to them, but not their books!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">I wrote about Positive Thinking.  Ironic, no?<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKnoGChd7dc">Love Cuffs trailer</a></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">   </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; text-align: left;" align="left"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">   </span></span></p>
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		<title>Excerpt and explanation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashlyn Chase</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my recent release, Death by Delilah, the spirits of Delilah&#8217;s grandparents play a major part.  Because they are disembodied voices, we cannot see what they&#8217;re doing.  Heck, they can&#8217;t even see what they&#8217;re doing!  LOL.  Anyway, since my books are often &#8220;experimental speculative fiction&#8221; I sometimes need to qualify what readers are reading with a bit [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my recent release, Death by Delilah, the spirits of Delilah&#8217;s grandparents play a major part.  Because they are disembodied voices, we cannot see what they&#8217;re doing.  Heck, they can&#8217;t even see what they&#8217;re doing!  LOL.  Anyway, since my books are often &#8220;experimental speculative fiction&#8221; I sometimes need to qualify what readers are reading with a bit of explanation.  As soon as you get into the swing of the story, you&#8217;ll get it. My fellow LAW members are more apt to ask, &#8220;What&#8217;s not to get?&#8221; but that&#8217;s because we share the same wild writer&#8217;s imaginings.  Enjoy! </p>
<p class="MsoTitle" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: large; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Death by Delilah</span></p>
<p class="MsoSubtitle" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><em><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Ashlyn Chase</span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.3in; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">Delilah Mills, a navy enlistee, is on the verge of finding true love. All she needs is a little push or so her grandmother believes. The elder Delilah can’t resist the urge to meddle with her namesake—even if she’s a ghost and her influence is limited. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.3in; text-align: justify;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "><span style="font-size: small;">Joshua Sparks, a naval officer attracted to Delilah since their teens, discovers the crush has been mutual all these years. Back then, he let her mixed race and his parents stop him.  Now, the Navy says they can&#8217;t date.  One night they throw caution to the winds and not only can&#8217;t undo what they did, but don&#8217;t want to.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "><span style="font-size: small;">Can two Navy lovers, equal in resolve but not in rank, secretly live together off base, without discovery getting one of them transferred to the Middle East?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: "><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Mincho';"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">&lt;i&gt;Publisher Note: A shorter version of this book was previously published elsewhere under the same title.&lt;/i&gt;</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.3in;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">R Excerpt:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>To clear up any confusion—the ghosts do NOT observe the couple having sex.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>The elder Delilah (ghost) just loves to tease her husband.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span>Here’s the clip where that happens.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.3in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“For heaven’s sake, Delilah. They’re about to grind their coffee.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“I still don’t know what—”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Roll in the hay, bury the bone, shake the sheets, ride the rocket, sink the soldier,</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">dance on the mattress, knock boots… You know damn well what I mean.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“You mean they want to have sex now?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Genius!”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Well, why didn’t you just say so?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“I did. About a dozen times.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Yeah, in some kind of World War II code. How the heck was I supposed to figure</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">that out?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Do I really have to keep telling you to give the kids their privacy?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“I turned my back five minutes ago. I knew they wanted to have sex.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“You what?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“I knew they wanted to have sex, not doodle their canoodle or whatever the heck</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">you said.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“You’re killin’ me, Delilah.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“And I keep telling you—”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“I know, I know. I’m already dead but if I was alive again, you’d be killin’ me.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;">“If we were </span><em><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua-Italic;">both </span></em><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;">alive again, I’d be doodling your canoodle right now.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Now you’re talking! Let’s get to the second part of that continuing education class</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">on out-of-body sex.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Sure. What’s it called, ‘Knocking Boots When You Don’t Have Feet’? Or might it</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">be something like ‘Burying the Boneless Ham’?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“It’s called ‘Making Love in the Astral Realm, Part Two’.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“You’re joking, right?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“No. Why? What’s wrong with that?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“We can learn to have sex but you leave my astral realm alone.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: BookAntiqua-Bold;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">* * * * *</span></span></strong></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Are you feeling what I’m feeling?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“If you’re horny, then, yes.” Delilah wrapped her arms around Josh’s neck and</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">pulled him down close enough to nip his earlobe.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">They groped and wriggled to loosen and shed their clothes as fast as possible.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">Delilah, caught in her pantyhose, toppled off the bed and onto the rug. “Oomph.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Are you all right, sweetheart?” Josh extended his hand, ready to help her up.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">Instead she yanked him toward her and said in her sexiest voice, “Why don’t you</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">come and see?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">He grinned and kneeled beside her. “Let me take a good look.” He ran his hand</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">from her ankle, up one leg to her knee, kissing it and then caressed his way to her thigh.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“This leg seems all right. I’d better check the other one.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">She leaned back on her hands and stretched out both her legs. Josh rubbed teasingly</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">in circles from her other foot to her other thigh. He avoided the spot in between and</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">continued up her sides with both hands.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">As he reached her breasts, he cupped them and rubbed her nipples with his</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">thumbs. She closed her eyes, arched and moaned.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Ah, there seems to be a couple of sensitive spots here. I think I should kiss them</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">and make them better.”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Oh, yes. I want to feel your mouth on my breasts, Josh. Please.” Delilah arched,</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">thrusting her breasts forward.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">He dipped low, drew one nipple into his mouth and ran his hot tongue around the</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">sensitive pebble. Sucking gently, he massaged the other breast. When he released it, he</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua;">asked, “Better?”</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="font-family: BookAntiqua;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Book Antiqua;">“Ohhh… Yes, that’s beginning to feel better.”</span></span></p>
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