Edits

Dawn Montgomery — Thu, 07 May 2009 14:36:27 +0000

I’m in the middle of a fun project this week. I have a book I’m polishing up for submission right now. When I saw this link from Nikita, I laughed so hard. Yes, this is editing. Of course, I’ve never broke out in song during edits, but hey, whatever works! Enjoy!

Service, please!

Jeanne Barrack — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:51:41 +0000

I just switched Internet servers this weekend. It was that or not being able to get heating oil for the house. A savings of over $100 a month made a lot of sense.

It’s easy to switch, right?
Wrong.
Email woes started Sunday morning at 10:30 am and weren’t resolved until 2:30 pm. Seems there were several things they didn’t tell us that made those simple step by steps invalid.
I won’t go into it.

Suffice it to say, I became very chummy with Todd, the new server’s tech support guy. While we spent those intimate four hours on the phone, I found that as I waited

for some new application to download, my mind wandered. There was Todd with the deep, sexy voice whispering those sweet words I wanted to hear in my ear: “Your mail is up and running, darling. Now I can send you juicy emails about running away with me to a tropical island where there is no Internet, no email. Just you and me sipping a pina colada and making mad, passionate love in a –”

“Er, excuse, me, ma’am. Your email is up now. Please forgive the delay. Is there any way I can make it up to you?”

“Well, Todd, there is….”

At least I got the idea for a story from this….

This is Brigid, Bright Arrow asking you to share your Internet woes with our readers.

See you on the — DANG! My connection was broken!

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